Week 2 made me sad

Two weeks in the bag and there are only a few certain things in the NFL.

1) The Niners are for real, and that is scary

2)The Cleveland Browns, Trent Richardson/Joe Haden aside are really really bad.


First things first i have to eat my own words as the MIAMI DOLPHINS WON A GAME. I was 100% this would not happen this year. I was wrong. Shame on you Oakland. Carson Palmer actually did something good too . Fins win 35-13

Green Bay beats the bears and also win quote of the week from charles woodson who told the media that as long as they were in the right spot jay cutler (bears qb) would throw them (the packers) the ball. The bears were a disaster on thursday in a game that put me to sleep literally. Still not impressed with the packers though for a team thought to be the best bare none they sure aren't playing like it. Packers win 23-10.

Andrew Luck got his first NFL win Sunday beating the sub par Minnesota Vikings. Still a big step for him gotta start somewhere and he looked solid in the win, I like this guy he will have a very good career. Colts win 23-20.

RG3 was pretty good against the Rams, but Sam Bradford was better. Josh Morgan probably played his last snap as a redskin after throwing a fit because somebody pushed him when they shouldn't have. He cost his team 3 pts and possibly the game. Rams win 31-28.

Houston looked like the class of the AFC again with a comfortable 27-7 win. Arian Foster/Ben Tate are giving defenses around the league heart attacks already. And jacksonville also is god awful. Texans win 27-7.

Heartbreaker of the week goes to my New England Patriots who got beat in a sleeper 20-18 by the Cardinals. This game infuriated me, first of all the pats seem to think after one game they can run the ball on anyone. Second why are they only running the no huddle once in awhile instead of most of the time, third when someone hands you the game don't miss the fucking field goal. Cards win 20-18.

The Ravens "lost" a tight one to the eagles. Sorry eagles fans you didn't win this one, the refs took it away from the ravens. An offensive pass interference call in the endzone took away a game sealing touchdown from Jacoby Jones. And they the eagles went down and scored which wouldn't mattered if the refs wouldn't have really fucked that one up, Eagles win 24-23.

And in MNF the Falcons won the 1st quarter so they won the game. Peyton looked like a guy who had been out of the game for a year and thats not a big deal because he is still Peyton Manthing and he probably won't throw 3 picks again this year. The real story here is how Michael Turner decided to get bombed after the game and get arrested for DUI. HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE. The guys is making 5 MILLION DOLLARS this year i dont care if you find a bum with a licence hire him for the night buy him a car let him keep as long as he drives you home. That is much more intelligent that driving. ORRRRRRRRRRR HE COULD CALL A CAB. He played pretty good in the game though, the Falcon d was the difference with 4 turnovers. Falcons win 27-21.

Other winners included Carolina, Buffalo, Pittsburgh (suck it tebow), Seattle, San Diego (sleeper), Cincy, NYG, o ya and the MIAMI DOLPHINS. Somewhere Lauren Tannehill is celebrating (insert imagination here).